Seen about town today…
An elderly couple:
Wife: We need to move the truck, but I don't know how we'll find a parking spot. Where will we find a parking spot? We have to move the truck or we'll get a ticket.
Husband: Honey, we don't have a truck.
A young woman wearing a sweatshirt. There’s a picture of a golden trophy cup, with shining rays. In big bold letters, the caption:WORLD'S BEST DAD